MOVIE REVIEW "Planet of the Apes"
PLANET OF THE APES
Directed by Tim Burton
Let me start off by mentioning that Tim Burton is one of my all-time favorite directors and this already makes my review somewhat biased.
As in every Tim Burton film, the beginning starts with a series of close ups with a panning camera mysteriously taking you through a journey of pictures, until finally the camera pans out to show what the object is in reality (e.g. the bat symbol in "Batman"). In this movie, the camera pans around a series of ape-like designs.. (just pointing out one of my favorite features of a Burton film). The musical score produced by none other than Danny Elfman has a jungle theme which constantly reminds the audience that these apes are civilly wild. It also magnifies the movie's beginning jungle-like atmosphere, which is what Burton's films are all about.. atmosphere.
The story begins with our hero, Mark Wahlberg, who is an intellgent, yet uninteresting captain for the air force (in space) and does some sort of tests on monkeys in space, anyhow.. lots of problems go wrong, much of which are caused by Wahlberg himself, and he ends up crashing onto a planet full of talking apes. These apes hold humans in slavery and what not.. there's an evil ape, General Thade, who wants to rid the planet of humans and have absolute power over the ape community.. and there's the saviour ape, the human loving woman one, i forget her name, but whom i believe acted the finest out of all the characters (including Wahlberg). And there are also other stuff that goes on in this zany planet.. (I'll just assume you've seen the original.)
I enjoyed various parts of the film where it wasn't afraid to make fun of itself (such as a midget human collecting coins from an accordion playing ape instead of the real world where the roles are switched). I also enjoyed how the goofiness died and the seriousness of the movie returned when needed.
There were two elements of the film that really bothered me:
1. Cheesy dialouge (but hey.. every movie made since Titanic has cheesy dialouge).
2. Exetremely far-fetched scenarios
(For instance: A rocket ship that is over 3,000 years old still has working fuel).
Other than those problems and putting aside a few smaller difficulties, this was a well-rounded, standard, brainless, summer blockbuster hit.
I give this movie 2 1/2 stars, I added a 1/2 a star for the brilliant final 3 minutes which is almost worth putting up with the mediocre plot to see. The ending is a great twist to the original version and turns this film from what I believe to be a weak picture into a decent one. However I would recommend the original over this one.
**1/2 (out of ****)
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